whats with the weather here

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! whats with the weather here one day its hot thew next day its cold . Do i wear shorts or pants a winter coat or a sweater or maybe i should bring all 3 just in case. I am so worried about missing summer right now i am starting to think this state is a bad choice to live in with all the jobs leaving the weather going hay wire. But hey at least i still some what got my health. How hard can it be to tell me the right stuff to wear i can get a rock and do better than the weather man /woman. i should start it i just might start doing that. Starting some day i will have a rock out side my house with live weather readings if you have gooogle chat just drop a line if i see it i will tell you the weather out of back of my house. the key to it is this if the rock is wet it's raining or just stopped with a chance of doing it again if you cant see the rock but there is not a pile of white where it was then get in your basement or go out side your neighbor might of took it (greedy people) if its all white its snowing or stopped and it might do it again and ifs its really really hot to touch and you see heat comming off of it fry up an egg get on your shorts and have a great day. lastly always trust the weather rock its up to date and if its big its not going any where